tfln

[feetdontfailmenow]

1. I'm developing all these feelings. It's disgusting.

2. I think my aunt purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." please save me. she's making cookies. you know how i feel about that.

3. I'm sorry about all of the inappropriate shoe throwing

4. Did you call me and say you were being kidnapped last night?

5. [Text her.]